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kirmira:

Lms if you would sit down next to him and ask him whats wrong

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catsbeaversandducks:

“Don’t you know about the blep
Well everybody knows that the blep is the word
Blep blep blep
Blep is the word
Surfin’ blep!”

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jdogislikeaboss:

sixpenceee:

Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

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foandsky:

Congratulations river :3

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thecommonchick:

Why is this so funny 😂😭

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thebootydiaries:

i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this

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babyanimalimages:

baby animals here

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artwhork:

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

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pagetbrewstar:

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours*
anything: *makes a noise*
me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

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iglcc:

Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver.
I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa…
So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”

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lycanthiariddle:

@southern-mermaid

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zackisontumblr:

what did i just read

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